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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

Film20251h 53mReleased

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Director
Mary Bronstein
Language
English
Released
2025-10-10
Runtime
1h 53m

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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